THE AMY SPALDING

I'm just a lady who wants to hug an owl.
whathappened:

BLAH BLAH BLAH, KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH.

I don’t care that I’m reblogging this six months after the fact; it’s not as if the original post depended on its topical nature, you guys.

whathappened:

BLAH BLAH BLAH, KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH.

I don’t care that I’m reblogging this six months after the fact; it’s not as if the original post depended on its topical nature, you guys.

My lady superteam Tacos for Algernon is performing in this Wednesday night!! Please come support WOMEN.

My lady superteam Tacos for Algernon is performing in this Wednesday night!! Please come support WOMEN.

(Source: room101improv)

First, remember that style comes in all sizes, so the bigger you are, the more style you have. And second, draw attention to your best features by pointing at them, and conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who mentions them.

—Those fashion tips are courtesy of noted style icon and total badass Miss Piggy. (via fuckyeahwomenprotesting2)

(Source: timeoutnewyork, via needsmorekittens)

Do you still love me now that you know I would wear these if they were made available to me.

Do you still love me now that you know I would wear these if they were made available to me.

(Source: daphneun)

Free Advice

If the lady in front of you in line to check out at Target has put all her items on the conveyor belt, do not feel free to lean in and exclaim “OOOH” while feeling the underwear said lady is about to purchase, WEIRD MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN BEHIND ME IN LINE.

hopelarson:

Ambrosia Salad (Second Try) and Smoky Maple Bacon

World, be jealous: the Maple Bacon is my birthday present.

hopelarson:

Ambrosia Salad (Second Try) and Smoky Maple Bacon

World, be jealous: the Maple Bacon is my birthday present.